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Saturday 31 December 2016

Striaght Up Reviews #82: Suicide Squad


I figured with New Years just 5 hours away I would close this year by reviewing one of the best DCEU movies out there. Suicide Squad.  Which is more than I could say for much of 2016

Images from:
Wikipedia
Dcextendeduniverse.wikia.com
filmscreencaps.com

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_Iw_wAvuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_3bSHspEb4

Saturday 17 December 2016

Straight Up Reviews #81: Krampus

Well I was gonna wait until I got a new mic, but fuck it.  Enjoy my review of last years terrifyingly funny Christmas Epic based on an urban legend people seldom heard about, but would have nightmares once hearing...enjoy.

Images from Wikipedia.org and filmscreencaps.com
Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music By teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE6wI-owrRs

Wednesday 23 November 2016

ST Reaction To Little Baby Ice Cream



No music, no stills no clips, just simply What The Fuck?

Watch commercial at your own risk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0

And if you live in Philidelphia and not phased by the creepy commercial check it their product at  www.littlebabysicecream.com/

Wednesday 16 November 2016

Straight Up Reviews Vlogs #2 Gotham Episode 2

My Mic got busted so I am gonna do a Vlog in place of a CIEIR and SUR picking up where I left off last year.  Today I am talking about Episode 2.

Sunday 6 November 2016

Could It Exist In Real Life?: Baseketball

CIEIR is back on the plate as ST teaches you how to play a sport you wouldn't have heard of if, not for two comedic legends from Colorado and the Airplane director too.

Images from
Wikipedia.org
Baseketballmovie.blogspot.ca
90201locations.info
11points.com
supershpadoinklewho.tumblr.com
imdb.com
cineol.net
themusic.com.au

Sounds by freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyVKUys8PQg

Saturday 5 November 2016

Straight Up Reviews #80: Sausage Party

After a long nap Straight Up decides for his first review in a while, he'd follow up on Sausage Party,.

Images: Logopedia.com wikipedia.org and filmscreencaps.com
Sounds by: freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com soundbible.com

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGm2x9Ze00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_Iw_wAvuo

Monday 31 October 2016

Alien Profiles Case 11: The Joy Arc Epilogue


Well season 1 is officially over and this is the epilogue of the Joy Arc. After a job well done, The Agent and his love, The Unintended Terror get debriefed for the damage done in their fight.  Now that their greatest enemy has been vanquished, we get to check on a rare experience: Heroes on their down time.

Cast
STFilmmaker as The Agent, The Venusian
Daemonique Vazquez as Aje'l Vos'l Aka The Unintended Terror, The Supervisor

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWZnPp-R_j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu98I2LlsK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goHop4AvHqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJQTOGcK14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP7zt40lBkA

Monday 24 October 2016

Alien Profiles Case #10: Confrontation


The final confrontation has begun. As our Agent and his love, The Unintended Terror finally go after Joy Prime. Will they succeed, let's find out.

Cast: STFilmmaker as Agent, Joy #1 Joy #2, Joy Soldier #1, Joy Soldier #2, Joy Prime and Unintended Terror Trojan Horse Pilot.

Daemonique Vazquez as Unintended Terror.

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk and Soundbible

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apCL7Y1bPuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSfBzBPqcps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsNa-ty7dT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fozbWVtgSSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9k3QAlrT94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJQTOGcK14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5f8XZ2V44k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13xXBdAVHpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu98I2LlsK4

Tuesday 18 October 2016

Thoughts/Journals Of A Mad Man Promo

While I was working on Alien Profiles I realized I may not be able to do a follow up on my last special for a while due to a few things.  But I figured It would only seem right to at least show one glimpse of the lovable Mad Man for last year's sake. So here's a promo for my book series based off of it.

To purchase the books:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017YBPWX2
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017YBPWX2
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LXAMIN4

Horror not your thing? Well you can purchase my other book. "Poem of The Misbehaving Kid." Here.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M13XE8U

To watch the series so far click here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c0YlUUKvMg&list=PLgcTB7E131vs1cqls6ZhP7hdHkrCNtNjT

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucaFncj3Y8

Sunday 16 October 2016

Alien Profiles Case 9: War



War has officially begun between the Joys and the Agency.  The latter of which backed up by the Unintended Terrors.  As the Agent and his Royal Blood Brother monitor the activity from HQ, they find themselves telling their stories, as well as something more. 

Cast: STFilmmaker as The Agent
Daemonique Vazquez as The Unintended Terror

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk
Music by Teknoaxe:
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu98I2LlsK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13xXBdAVHpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtz1UdKsHPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSfBzBPqcps

Thursday 13 October 2016

Alien Profiles Case 8: Battle

In the latest of the Joy Arc, the Agent and his Blood Brother, The Unintended Terror, struck a nerve with rival agencies.  Which would be no big deal, but he needs more time for the ships to take off.

STFilmmaker as Agent, Joy Agency Leader and Threat Elimination Leader
Daemonique Vazquez as: The Unintended Terror

Sounds by freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaj8i6pMGbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu98I2LlsK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvOSSgPAAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HXykj2PLTM

Monday 26 September 2016

Alien Profiles Case #7: Speed Bump

In the latest of the Joy arc, The Agent and the Unintended Terrors prepare for their up coming war against the Joys.  However they have to deal with one last speed bump, in the form of the higher ups and rival agents.
Cast: STFilmmaker as The Agent, Unintended Terror #2 and The Joy Liason
Daemonique Vazquez as Unintended Terror and The Supervisor
Sounds from Freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HXykj2PLTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvOSSgPAAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXuZmpk6SL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWZnPp-R_j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFXE7ANtJ98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu98I2LlsK4

Thursday 15 September 2016

Alien Profiles Case #6: Preparations

After stealing one of the Joy's Passenger Ships, The Agent and The Unintended Terror work round the clock to find a cure for the latter's condition.

Cast: STFilmmaker as The Agent and The Cashier
Daemonique Vazquez as the Unintended Terror

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fozbWVtgSSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_Iw_wAvuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln4ouwTOts0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS6zADtbBEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsNa-ty7dT8

Wednesday 31 August 2016

Alien Profiles Case 5: Grand Theft UFO


In the latest of the Joy Arc, our agent and the Unintended Terror set out to find one of the Joy's ships. What will they discover?

Cast: STFilmmaker as The Agent, Joy #1 and Joy #2
Daemonique Vazquez as Unintended Terror

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbGfZ7pAV2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS8EMdVp-2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsNa-ty7dT8

Monday 8 August 2016

Alien Profiles Case #4 Interrogation

In part four of my little Joy Vs Terror Arc, The Agent and The Unintended Terror are one step closer to saving the Earth.

Cast:
Shanethefilmmaker: Disclaimer Narrator/Agent/Joy
Daemonique Vazquez: Unintended Terror

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-GdjGUjsw

Wednesday 27 July 2016

Alien Profiles Case #3: Mutilations

In the next case we will be taking a look at a recent version of the classic alien mutilation cases.
Cast: STFilmmaker as Disclaimer Narrator/Agent
Daemonique Vazquez as Unintended Terror

Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4zpHJSl9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucaFncj3Y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln4ouwTOts0

Thursday 21 July 2016

Alien Profiles Case 2 The Unintendid Terrors

I decided to do a somewhat followup on the first one, while introducing a new species into the mix.  Also at the same time introduce a couple of faults of this particular agency in the story.  Enjoy the show.
Cast
Shanethefilmmaker: Disclaimer Narrator/Agent
Daemonique Vazqueze: Unintendid Terror Voice Translated

Sounds by Audacity's Tone Generator
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4zpHJSl9w

Tuesday 19 July 2016

Alien Profiles Case #1 The Joys


This was based off a dream I couldn't stop thinking of. So I decided to make it a reality. It's a parody of all those UFO conspiracy documentary and radio shows but it should be just as entertaining and horrifying as them. 

Cast: STFilmmaker as Disclaimer Narrator/Agent/Joy Victim #!/Joy
Daemonique Vasquez as Joy Witness.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4zpHJSl9w

Saturday 16 July 2016

Straight Up Reviews #79: Mad Max Fury Road

Seeing how the first of that series was made in 1979 I figured I end the review of the series on my 79th video.  This one much like the movie was in development hell as I wanted to not only wait until the movie sunk in with everyone.  But also wanted to find a way to debunk every single complaint about it.

images from: Wikipedia.org madmax.wikia.com kissthemgoodbye.net and Cosplayisland.co.uk

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com

Music by: Teknoaxe
Specifically.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XONLDlY7fUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XONLDlY7fUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9k3QAlrT94

Saturday 9 July 2016

Straight Up Reviews #78: Five Nights At Freddy's

I thought I'd finally take a look at this series after hearing about both Sister Location and the upcoming film.

Images from: Play.google.com Wikipedia.org freddy-fazbears-pizza.wikia.com twitter and nosologamer.com
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh_RqY2Dcy4
As well as an altered version of Bizet's cover of "Les Toreadors by Carmen." Which can be found in the youtube audio library.

Tuesday 5 July 2016

Straight Up Reviews #77 Sausage Party Trailer

I figured with it coming out in Two Months I thought I'd share my thoughts on the trailer.
Images by Wikipedia, IMDB and Disneyscreencaps.com
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk, Soundfxnow.com, soundbible.com and aiomp3.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGm2x9Ze00

Monday 13 June 2016

Could It Exist In Real Life? Logan's Run

LIFE CLOCKS ARE A LIE CAROUSEL IS A LIE!!!! THERE IS NO RENEWAL!!! But there is such a thing as a domed city and actual life clocks.
Images from: Wikipedia.org, cap-that.com and deathclock.com
Sounds from: freesfx.co.uk soundbible.com and soundfxnow.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzdZgek6fB8

Thursday 2 June 2016

Straight Up Reviews #76: Captain America Civil War


No intro, no music no stills, no bullshit.  I was gonna give this a proper review in my style.  Simply harp on how despite being the same plot elements as Batman V Superman but on a larger scale.  After hearing about how they made Cap a Hydra agent, all I could think of was fuck that.  No and I'm gonna do my best to make sure this doesn't stick I expect you all to do the same.

Saturday 28 May 2016

The Flash

I figured after the second season was over I'd do something related to it.  Much of this is a maybe rather than a direct yes or no.
Images from: Wikipedia.org, google.com livescience.com and arrrow.wikia.com
Sounds by freesfx.co.uk, soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7Ht6G1zGA

Thursday 26 May 2016

Electronic Mirror The Debunking of Eras of Bullshit Media Haters Want You To Believe


I was originally just gonna write this and post it every where I can but I believe it's better to be heard and not read. After hearing one too many times various people arguing that the media is responsible for every bad thing that's happened to humans. I finally have had enough of it. It's bullshit and here's why.

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxoXmQK_OaE

Saturday 14 May 2016

Straight Up Reviews #75: Attack on Titan

I decided to review this after binge watching the entire season 1.

Images from: Wikipedia.org youtube.wikia.com slapontitan.com boondocks.wikia.com and attackontitan.wikia.com
Sounds by freesfx.co.uk, soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apCL7Y1bPuo

Saturday 30 April 2016

Could It Exist In Real Life? Noir: Dick Tracy

A slight spin off of my original show, focused more on the Noir style medias such as the one I am looking at right now.  In this case I'm gonna talk about a few things about Dick Tracy that not many know would really exist.

Images from: Wikipedia, amazon and Dicktracy.wikia.com
Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk and Soundbible.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAnzVd_mgjw

Saturday 23 April 2016

Straight Up Reviews #74: Justice League Vs Teen Titans


After my rant on Batman V Superman I decided to take a look at the newest movie in the DC animated department.  A Nu52 movie that surprisingly is not like Nu52. 
Images from: Wikipedia.org dcmovies.wikia.com moviepilot.com comicvine.com idlehands1.blogspot.com, youtube.com.
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_3bSHspEb4

Tuesday 19 April 2016

Fuck All Critics

After watching NC's take on Batman V Superman I have had enough. I refuse to be called  a critic any longer, the word itself has been abused one too many times and it's got to stop.  I am still gonna do my own shows but in the case of SUR I refuse to be called anything but a reviewer.  And Channel Awesome if you are watching this, you just lost yourself a loyal subscriber.

Friday 15 April 2016

Could It Exist In Real Life? Total Recall

Have we got a CIEIR for you?

Images from: Wikipedia.org bluray.com showtimes.com darkrealmfox.com bp.blogspot.com amazon.com
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DC-X8KtHRU

Monday 11 April 2016

Straight Up Reviews #73: Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice



Seriously Rotten Tomatoes not liking the movie is one thing, but rating it to make it worse than THE FUCKING ROOM BY TOMMY WISEAU!!!!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!? You need a serious attitude adjustment.
Seriouisly look at the comparison and tell me there isn't something wrong with that:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_room_1998/

Images from: Wikipedia.org Dcmovies.wikia.com kissthemgoodbye.net amd Dccinematicuniverse.wikia.com
Sounds by Freesfx.co.uk, soundfxnow.com and Soundbible.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_3bSHspEb4

Tuesday 5 April 2016

Straight Up Reviews #72: Return To Oz


Welp my equipment works and while I was waiting for it I took the time to cross off another movie I had to see before I die.  I don't think this is the regular Oz movie Toto.

Images from: Disneyscreencaps.com and wikipedia.org
Sounds from: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8YL4J-gOOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGm2x9Ze00

Saturday 2 April 2016

Could It Exist In Real Life? 50 Shades Of Grey (April Fools Video)

Wanted to do this yesterday, but computer crashed so happy belated April fools.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpBbxwWVs8

Tuesday 8 March 2016

Straight Up Reviews #71: Deadpool


I finally saw the fucking movie.

Images from: Wikipeda, marvel-movies.wikia.com and encyclopediadramaitca.se

Sounds by freesfx.co.uk

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhtceX7-K5g

Tuesday 23 February 2016

Could It Exist In Real Life?: Deadpool


This was my first CIEIR I did in a while, so I'm a bit rusty, but some strange man in red and black put a gun to my head demanding I tell people he could exist so here we are.

Images from: Wikipedia and Marvel.wikia.com
Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and Soundbible
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhtceX7-K5g

Thursday 11 February 2016

Straight Up Reviews #70: Ant-Man


Good movies can come in small sizes.
Images from Wikipedia, Marvel.wikia.com and Marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com
Soundfx by freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music by Teknoaxe
specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr0uhjjuxCQ

Tuesday 9 February 2016

S.T. Skits #20: Bat Stakeout 2


Bruce and Dick are at it again.
Sounds by soundbible.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irvoo3_fSaQ

Monday 1 February 2016

The Average Fan Reaction To Nintendo Chapter 5 Wii


The latest chapter in my series of just for fun videos.  So far the only one I can't do as of now is Wii U, but I'll try to.

Tuesday 19 January 2016

Straight Up Reviews #69: Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 1

I finally got to play this game and managed to make it halfway through.

Images from
Wikipedia.org
Zeldawiki.org
Zelda.wikia.com
zeldiadungeon.net
Zeldainformer.com

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and Soundbible.com

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07CBXS8Ed2g

Saturday 2 January 2016

Straight Up Reviews #68: Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

Straight Up: Who runs CIEIR?
S.T.: Don't give me that shit review the movie.
Straight Up: Ok

Images from Wikipedia.org, Madmax.wikia.com and kissthemgoodbye.net

Sounds by: Freesfx.com, soundfxnow.com and Soundbible.com

Music By Teknoaxe
Specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6yA1FEy3nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFYYvsNFII