I had to do at least something for the holidays this year so I decided to do a speech a la Bill Murray from Scrooged. This is unscripted, partially edited, so mind any stutters, long pauses and usual errors in editing most youtubers complain about.
Ever read a superhero comic and at one point where the hero/heroine reveals their identity there's always that one jerk that refuses to believe it. Well meet that jerk. Here are a few examples of what excuses he'll come up with no matter how stupid, hypocritical or even offensive they may be.