Could It Exist In Real Life? 50 Shades Of Grey (April Fools Video)

Wanted to do this yesterday, but computer crashed so happy belated April fools.

Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpBbxwWVs8

S.T. Skits #20: Bat Stakeout 2

Bruce and Dick are at it again.
Sounds by soundbible.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irvoo3_fSaQ

The Average Fan Reaction To Nintendo Chapter 5 Wii

The latest chapter in my series of just for fun videos.  So far the only one I can't do as of now is Wii U, but I'll try to.

The Man who Refuses to believe in Superheroe's secret identities: DC

Ever read a superhero comic and at one point where the hero/heroine reveals their identity there's always that one jerk that refuses to believe it.  Well meet that jerk.  Here are a few examples of what excuses he'll come up with no matter how stupid, hypocritical or even offensive they may be.  

S.T. Tells Off Nintendo Characters

When I heard about Satoru Iwata's unfortunate passing, my childhood was shaken for the first time in a long while.  Nintendo was practically my life growing up and the fact that this great person was one of the many factors to said life was just as amazing as the games he helped create.   For those who don't know, Satoru Iwata was one of many legends in Nintendo.  His personal contributions included, but were not limited to:  Kirby, The second half of Earthbound (The other being Shigesato Itoi) And best of all Super Smash Bros.  But most importantly, from 2002 to 2015 the year of his death, he has maintained a position of CEO of the entire Nintendo Company in their main office In Japan.  He has the distinction of being the first CEO to not be connected in any way to the Yamauchi family who founded the company in 1889. 

Most people who grieve over their childhood icons send loving tributes to them.  Myself I decided to do something different.  As a mini tribute to a great man, I decided to do a video dedicating myself to telling off a few Nintendo characters.  This video is meant to be comedic and is not a real means of attacking a company I love.  Enjoy.

Esults by STFilmmaker and Co.

Something I whipped up, inspired by League of Super Critics.  I figured what better way to introduce my characters by insulting people. Hehe.  You can use at your own leisure and risk and if you want to request some I'll be happy to so long as they are appropriate ones.  Enjoy.

Demolition Man

Is it cold in here or is it just me?
Images from: Wikipedia.org selfdefenseproducts.com imcdb.org arstechnica.com overthinkingit.com tegato.com manabouttinselltown.com thefilmleague.com moviestillsdb.com

Sounds by freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music By Teknoaxe

Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jHSDwc6p7sIf you really want to know how to use the 3 sea shell’s be warned it’s disgusting.http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/

S.T. Skits #17 Green Screen Troubles

I had to give you guys something till my new Mic arrived. Both my old and my just new one broke, just my fucking luck.  This is my first time using this thing so please if you're gonna give me grief call this number 1 800 Whogivesafuck?

Images from: wikipedia.org and Zelda.wikia.com
Sounds by freesfx.co.uk
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jHSDwc6p7s

Straight Up Reviews #0: Twilight

Straight Up: I can't believe S.T. talked me into this.  Something's off with him.

Sounds by: Freesfx.co.uk Soundfxnow.com and Soundbible.com
Music By: Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

Twilight

April Fools is on the way so I thought I'd see if maybe there was some truth to one of the most hated franchises in the history of Horror, because hey even the worst may have some truth to it.

Sounds from freesfx.co.uk soundfxnow.com and soundbible.com
Music by Teknoaxe
Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_WVqzm-3mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6oOaEDXy3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylDcBfb4zY

S.T. Halloween Tag

Just a little something I threw in for kicks.  I'm not sure if I was the only person to start something like this, but I thought I'd do something fun for the upcoming halloween. You're all welcome to start your own tags of this caliber.

It's based off an old game I used to participate in school where one starts a story then stops, then let's someone else continue where they left on and so fourth and so on.

Since I did this particular one first there are nine more to go.

S.T. Skits #14: Ask That Guy In The Sunglasses

A little tribute to one of the greatest things on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com

Music: Moonlight Sonata By Beethoven
Specifically the one from Youtube's music Library.
Sounds by SoundFXNow.com

S.T. Skits # 13: Straight Up Recovery

Well after saving my Straight Up Counterpart from the effects of the Kubrickgeist I believe my next CIEIR idea should come from you the viewers.

Sound Effects by freesfx.co.uk
Music by Teknoaxe
Speficifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHsWvmI7ANM

S.T. Skits #10: S.T. Plays With Himself

....Not in that way you sick fucks, get your mind out of the gutter.  This is my first live action S.T. Skit. Though since it's live action I guess it's a sketch now.

Music and Sounds by freesfx.co.uk

Huell Waits

I like most people love the ending to Breaking Bad.  But I couldn't help but think we forgotten something.....oh crap.

Top 10 Crappy Pick Up Lines of George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg

Well with Jurassic Park IV and Disney's Star Wars being in development hell I might as well crack a few jokes at the expense of their respective Filmmakers Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.  While I respect the hell out of them.  I also dislike much of their film choices in the dreaded late 90s early 2000s period as at the time they both violated the sacred pact of a good filmmaker "If it ain't Broke. Don't fix it."  So I warn you so called "pure" fans that much of what I say may insult them.  You can flame me all you want, but don't ever say I show disrespect.  Anywho the reason for this specific list is because I often noticed in both their films, much of their romance scenes often sound like the heroes are trying to pick up their respective love interests like they were at a bar.  The famous example being Han and Leia's Dialogue In Empire Strikes Back, when he assumed she didn't want him to leave because of her feelings for him.

This list goes like so.  10 lines, 5 for each filmmaker.  These are meant to be crappy, but if you get a good laugh from them more power to you.  Let's Start With Lucas.

10. I always shoot first.
9. I got away with duck tits, who knows what I can do with you.
8. Wanna see my lightsaber?
7. The hornyness is strong with this one.
6. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.


Now Spielberg

5. You're gonna need a bigger bed.
4. Do I have a Walkie Talkie in my pocket or am I just happy?
3. To me X always marks the spot.
2. You know that boulder chasing Indy? Look down.
1. How about I have a close encounter with all three of you.


In the comments below I encourage all who read this to come up with lines that work with your favorite filmmakers.  I am actually curious to what you come up with.

As usual, debate, argue and let me know what I missed.  Stay Tuned For More.

Bonus for both of them:

For Lucas: I'm ashamed of the Holiday Special, but I'm not ashamed of you.
For Spielberg: Schindler's not the only one with a list. Look at my black book.

Big T 2000 Aftermath

Exactly what it says on the Tin.

Tribute To BigT2000

As many who read this know I am a big fan of Legend Of Zelda.   What people don't know is that it includes the abridged series' as well.  One of my personal favorites is Link Hyrule Assassin.  Whom just recently just ended the Termina Season.  This short comic panel was inspired by a particular scene which you'll have to see for your self in the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxnWwRkvgc

Big T if you are reading this, I thought this moment would be so Demon Link. 

Pun Clock

Just a thing I got inspired to do by Dawn of Atop The Fourth Wall Live. Enjoy.

If Zelda Was Modern

Well Chu-ey's in recovery, it seems my Zapper could only cure the poison not heal the body.  So I thought while I wait I do another "What If?"  This one is slightly different seeing as though it was more or less something I been thinking about since I was a kid.   If you guys stuck with me since the beginning, you'd know I am a huge fan of Legend of Zelda................Now that I taken a moment to listen to agonizing screams of annoyance from non Zelda Fans this one is different from my analysis.  I been playing Zelda for a long time and I noticed a pattern.  Much of the Zelda universe takes place in a somewhat Medieval setting.  With the exception of Skyward Sword which did a futuristic/long ago setting and Spirit Tracks which used developing technology such as trains.  However the bulk of the series was often, knights, horses and swords.  One thing that always stems me was what if the characters of the series were warped in the modern times.  Their weapons and powers would be the same, but how would they fit in if Hyrule was all gone and the real world countries formed and took over.  Now I did a few pics, because I thought I would try to improve my drawing ability.  But essentially this is my take on the matter.  These are only a few and over time I will add more.

 The Korkiri race would still be around, but they adopted a new way of life.  They become Hippies dedicated to the preservation of their forest.

Link will have been a hybrid between a lone biker and a Highlander-like swordsman dedicated to Courage and truth.

The fairies of the forest will be miniature robots that could lock on to targets. However they are still annoying.